This is my joke of the day:
A truck driver sees a girl about to jump of a bridge so he stops “What are you doing?” he says. “I’m trying to commit suicide” she says. “well before you jump give me a blowjob” the truck driver says. So she does. After she has finished the truck driver says “Wow that’s a wasted talent, why are you committing suicide?” She replies “Cause my parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl”
*giggles* good one funnyman